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The marsupial wasn’t behind the wheel — it was trying to cross a six-lane freeway.
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"Every morning my cat wakes up and screams until somebody sits in the living room with him."
The top dogs of the oceanic food web have been overfished to the point of collapse, a troubling new study says.
"My favourite thing to do is to hold my dog while I look on my phone at photos I have taken of my dog."
"It took four months of having a puppy, but I can now confidently report I've found a dog treat in every single pocket I own."
Less than two weeks into 2021 and it's already brought us lasso snakes.
"Took a walk by myself. Straight up cheated on my dog."
"2020 was a kinda bad year for me but a really good year for my dog who did not have to be alone for a single second."