You could be complicit in your own enslavement.
No quiet corner or cross-legged position required.
If you don't know how to cook or change a tyre, you've got some work to do.
Hands up who enjoys doing chores? Yeah, we hear you. Tragically, though, ignoring the dust accumulating on top of every surface
Mowing is an artform. A sublime, beautiful, meditative act. You can mow in stripes. You can mow in circles. You can mow any damn way you choose. Who gets to do anything the way they damn well choose anymore? Me. On Saturdays. Bring it on.