"(My kid giving me attitude). Me: 'I pooped on you when you were born.'"
The mum-to-be's due date is in a few months.
"I think I'm independent until I have to text my wife because I forget what size jeans I wear."
"The 8yo disrupted my sleep again, so I texted my mom at 2AM to ask when it stops."
"I finally remembered to shave both armpits so I guess I’m a trophy wife now."
A lot of families got creative with their holiday mailers this year.
"Drove our kids around town to look at Christmas lights but they brought an iPad so they could watch a different kid drive around his town looking at lights."
Here's how to do it.
The sweet moment between the vice presidential candidate and the four-year-old made a splash online.
Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith confirmed earlier this year that they briefly separated a few years ago.