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funny

"The kid decided to try and make a run for it, leaving a trail of puke through the restaurant."
"we did not go through 300 MILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION to have an egg just roll around on a f*cking plate"
Let's just say I'm diligent about staying hydrated and avoiding STIs.