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joining the gym

I don't enjoy squats or lunges or the rowing machine or the lockers or other gym people with their judgy Lulu Lemon-shaped eyes. I never know what I'm doing and, even if I did, I doubt I would like it. Yet, despite all of this, I have decided to sign up.