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jokes

If you don’t like bad jokes, you’ve been warned.
“RIP my mentions.” *Record scratch* *Freeze frame* Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
My nine-year-old son is not remotely an academic genius -- but he's a comedic one. But one thing he does not think is funny -- and he absolutely won't stand for -- is genuine unkindness in the guise of humour.
Somewhere along the road, business has become burdened with a gravitas that borders on funereal. Taking ourselves too seriously is a modern workplace pandemic. So, it's time for some tough love: we are all contributing to making work... GULP... boring.
A strict adherence to the truth can get boring. Like my dad, I have facts I stick to with our daughters. My wife rolls her eyes, but I will forever keep aloft the torch that declares warts come from touching toads.
4. Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem. 5. Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley