“I was *very* excited to see Mario Kart trending on Twitter until I found out why.”
Ever wanted to race like Mario in real life?
He is too precious for this world.
While same-sex couples are skidding out on metaphoric banana peels and getting KO'd by spinning turtle shells, our heterosexual counterparts have already reached the familial finish line. So what can same-sex couples do to keep the spark alive in their relationships?
Today in nostalgic video game news, Mario Kart is back. The team at Dark Pixel decided it’d be a sweet idea to mash the Mario