"STOP YELLING screamed the parent."
"'I emailed the teacher but haven't heard back' is the new 'my dog ate my homework.'"
"Homework is basically which parent is better at Google."
"(My kid giving me attitude). Me: 'I pooped on you when you were born.'"
"Establish dominance by replying to your kid’s 'Knock knock' joke with 'Door’s open.'"
Sunny with a chance of chubby cheeks.
The mum-to-be's due date is in a few months.
"The 8yo disrupted my sleep again, so I texted my mom at 2AM to ask when it stops."
"Drove our kids around town to look at Christmas lights but they brought an iPad so they could watch a different kid drive around his town looking at lights."
A workout video has ruffled feathers with his Instagram fans.