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Everything In Australia Wants To Kill You, In This Order

The most lethal venomous animal in Australia is not a spider.

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My Surname Is Cockburn And It's A Wee Bit Funny

Let's just say I'm diligent about staying hydrated and avoiding STIs.

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Try Out Early Australian Convict Slang, Ya Bush'd, Lushy Cove

It's the origin of terms like 'boned' and 'pulled up'.

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This Is The Most Australian Christmas Tree Ever

Best. Decorations. Ever.

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Two Lots Of Identical Twins Separated At Birth, Raised As Brothers

Each set of brothers thought they were non-identical twins.

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A Guy Proposed During The Bird Show At Taronga Zoo And It Was Magic

Proposal of the year.

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A Queensland MP Spent The Weekend At War With A Simpsons Meme Page

'Am I so out of touch? ... No. It's the children who are wrong.'

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It's Exhausting Being Married To An Introvert

No longer can we tolerate this quiet, almost silent and slow speaking horde. We must fight back and reclaim our rights to be outspoken, loud, interruptive and expressive.

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Is This Video Of A Hawk Throwing A Snake At A Family In Melbourne Real?

The guy who filmed it reckons it is, but we're not convinced.

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The Famous Kings Cross Coke Sign Has Been All Chopped Up

Each of the letters are being auctioned off for charity.

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