MSNBC host dogs the Texas senator by comparing him to a meme from "I Think You Should Leave."
Matthew Dowd said that Cruz needed to have a "modicum" of self-respect and "stop lecturing people."
The Texas Republican also told the "Ruthless" podcast that his wife Heidi Cruz is "pretty pissed" about having her messages leaked.
The senator said he flew down to Mexico with his kids, "wanting to be a good dad."
"If you got off Trump’s teat a little bit, maybe you wouldn’t be thinking about breast milk so much," the CNN anchor fumed.
The GOP senator complained that "Team Biden is soft on China." Critics noted that Team Cruz is soft on domestic insurrectionists.
After Cruz said he "fully" agreed with the congresswoman's thoughts on Robinhood and GameStop, she slammed him for his role in the Capitol insurrection.
The Texas senator got hit with an instant fact-check on Twitter.
Lawmakers have booted their colleagues several times in the past.
The GOP senator's "guarantee" got so many things wrong, it's not even funny.