the bachelor Australia
"Do I give a s**t? No."
Featuring piglet catching, a huge horse penis and a whole bunch of cream pies.
Photo shoots and cheap shots ahoy.
'Intruder? Babe was like 8 minutes late. I'm later than that to work literally every single day.'
There's a police car, fire twirling and tears... and this is just the first episode.
Matty J is back in the game.
*TBH we’re all just waiting for Heather to come back. Dark horse, Sarah, was left roseless on Wednesday night making Lana
Heather is tipped to win Sam's affections in this season's The Bachelor Australia but she's also winning cash prizes in a