Didn’t rats seem like the cutest of all, when we were kids? Didn’t we imagine all rats to be as adorable and smart as Jerry from Tom & Jerry? Has this perspective changed after real encounters with rats? Of course. It turns out rats are not adorable after all. They look dirty and creepy. They steal food. They chew on everything they find. They define “exasperation”. Let me give you a few hilarious tips on how to get rid of them.
How do you do Rat Control ?
Here is the thing. Rats need to be cleaned away from your home. Or you could find yourself battling some serious diseases. The easiest ways to do it is just to use one of those poison foods that rats eat and die outside. However, if you're looking to However, if you're looking to rat control, why not do it in a bit creative way? Here is a look at a few.
Get a Tom:
That’s right. Get a cat and don’t feed it. Now let the cat do its job. Some rats will be foolish enough to get eaten by the cat while the others will feel threatened and will vacate the place. Though, you have to possess a fair amount of forbearance to clean up the mess, this method is worth a shot.
Get a Mickey/Minnie:
You may not have an idea of the gender of the rat/rats in your place. So, it is best to let both male and female rat toys to do the job. Get two fancy rat toys. Apply lipstick and bow ribbons to one and place both in the right place. Cupid will definitely strike the rat/rats in your place. The rat/rats will be drunk in love. This will give enough time for you to catch hold of the rats and dispose of them.
Make it alcoholic:
Place a small bowl of wine or rum in the kitchen, open at night. The rat will leap into the kitchen for its food hunt. After a few minutes of hunting, It will feel thirsty and drink the alcohol. It cannot stop with one sip. It will keep drinking and will get sloshed. This will make it easier for you to throw away the unconscious rat.
Poison it’s cheese:
We all know how well Jerry loves cheese. Cheese is all that is required to tempt the rats. Inject poison into a piece of cheese and place it in front of the rat’s nesting place. This will let you be guilt free as you get the satisfaction of having fed the victim with his favorite food before having murdered him.
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