You forget it takes practically zero time to get sunburnt.
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Let them eat cake, because in my world it's healthy.
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And if things turn sour, there's always tequila and salt.
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It's not a cross between 'home invasion', 'marshmallow' and 'weaning kids off sugar throughout November'.
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From politician to poet, and we didn't even know it.
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Getting nude every day is one way to fasttrack a relationship.
It will recognise tears, and call your mother.
Let's just say I'm diligent about staying hydrated and avoiding STIs.
Because doughnuts over gym, ALWAYS.
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"My diet could be described as 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party'."
Not your typical road hazard.
"If someone gave me that chocolate as a present I would chuck it straight in the bin."
Laughter not only feels fantastic, it can make your life a happier and more successful experience in ways that might surprise you.
Does bubblegum really take seven years to digest?
There's no pretty or perfect salads here.
My nine-year-old son is not remotely an academic genius -- but he's a comedic one. But one thing he does not think is funny -- and he absolutely won't stand for -- is genuine unkindness in the guise of humour.
Somewhere along the road, business has become burdened with a gravitas that borders on funereal. Taking ourselves too seriously is a modern workplace pandemic. So, it's time for some tough love: we are all contributing to making work... GULP... boring.
Do you follow Celeste Barber on Instagram? She's the Aussie actor and comedian who entertains close to 700,000 people with her humorous takes on celebrities. As down to earth and she is hilarious, sh...
This weeks photions include a walk of shame that can be heard but not seen, a celestial football fan not known for her discretion, and an art gallery you have to chase.
This week's three photions include a beefy grassland drug deal, a toilet cubicle with a height restriction and a watering hole for those who don't cairo 'bout a bit of sand...
This weeks three photions include some frozen traffic, a birthday that was bad, neigh, terrible, and an escape artist with an inflated opinion of herself.
This weeks three photions include when online shopping needs a break, a place where trespassers are welcome, and what happens when superheros go on holidays.
This weeks three photions include some inmates with nothing to do, a search for the ultimate vintage vessel and a suspicious paving stone.
This week's four photions include a give way sign that gave way, a swan getting jazzy, a music festival graveyard, plus the opportunity to create your own caption and win a competition.
This week's two photions include why not to trust travel guides or restaurant reviews, and why you should never complain when there aren't enough power points in the same room.
This week's three photions include road signs for aircraft, the medical profession where patients' habits rub off on practitioners, and the hurdles some hurdlers face.